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Diagnose Acme Coffee Co. in 60 seconds
You're scoring a fictional DTC coffee brand across 9 dimensions of business health. Adjust any slider, then ask the AI strategist for the highest-leverage moves. No signup required — until you want to do this on your real business.
Sample company
Acme Coffee Co.
- Industry
- Direct-to-consumer coffee subscription
- Stage
- Post-revenue, ~$80k MRR, 14 months in
- Offer
- Single-origin coffee subscription, weekly or biweekly. $24/bag, free shipping over $50.
- Stated bottleneck
- Paid ads CAC has doubled in the last 90 days, retention is solid (62% at 90d) but new-customer growth has stalled.
Health score
62/100
Weighted for DTC e-commerce
Strategic clarity7/10
Customer understanding8/10
Offer & pricing7/10
Distribution4/10
Product quality8/10
Team & operators6/10
Financial discipline6/10
Systems & process5/10
Momentum & morale5/10
AI strategist
Ask anything about Acme. We've pre-filled the obvious question.
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